- Eric: I wonder what Tom Cruise's doing *RIGHT NOW*?
- Chris: I think he's at defcon 1 in the Scientology Cave, feverishly working to bring down ANONYMOUS
- Eric: hahahaha! You are a Scientologist, aren't you? How else could you know that??
- Chris: COME TO US, ERIC, WE WILL GET RID OF YOUR THETANS for $100,000
- Eric Willis: Where do I mail my cheque?
