Tumbln on the Internets

See you at the debate, bitches.

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 19:28:00 -0400

See you at the debate, bitches.

You’re hot and I feel great. Let’s get married.

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:28:00 -0400

You’re hot and I feel great. Let’s get married.

Save the Developers

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:54:55 -0400

Save the Developers

"Your computer will need 486 MHz or greater processor, 8MB of RAM (16MB recommended), 20MB of..."

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:18:44 -0400

“Your computer will need 486 MHz or greater processor, 8MB of RAM (16MB recommended), 20MB of hard disk space, 14.4kbps modem speed (28.8kbps recommended). You will also need Netscape Navigator 4.06 (or higher), or Netscape Communicator 4.06 (or higher) or Microsoft Internet Explorer 4.0 (or higher). AOL (type Keyword “128 browser” then follow instructions). Macintosh operating systems require AOL version 4.0 or higher. Windows 95 Operating systems require AOL version 3.0 or higher.”

- Financial services website reaching back to its late 90s roots

YES WE CAN HAS (Image from obeygiant.com, caption from...

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:50:49 -0500

YES WE CAN HAS

(Image from obeygiant.com, caption from who-knows-where)

Eric: I wonder what Tom Cruise's doing RIGHT NOW?

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 16:23:02 -0500

Eric: I wonder what Tom Cruise's doing *RIGHT NOW*?
Chris: I think he's at defcon 1 in the Scientology Cave, feverishly working to bring down ANONYMOUS
Eric: hahahaha! You are a Scientologist, aren't you? How else could you know that??
Chris: COME TO US, ERIC, WE WILL GET RID OF YOUR THETANS for $100,000
Eric Willis: Where do I mail my cheque?

I named 45 HTML elements in 5 minutes.

Sun, 30 Dec 2007 19:06:22 -0500

I named 45 HTML elements in 5 minutes.: I missed easy ones like big/small. Dammit.

I bought the most ridicolous thing at the Apple Store the other...

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:41:23 -0500

I bought the most ridicolous thing at the Apple Store the other day. It makes it so I can use my old iPod headphones (of which I have several pair) or my Bose headphones with the iPhone. I felt silly spending $10 on such an item and I swear the checkout girl giggled at me.

Photo

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:27:08 -0500

Internet +1, Bier -1 I just tried this in Germany and it worked!...

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 12:42:25 -0400

Internet +1, Bier -1

I just tried this in Germany and it worked! I’m in Mel’s old (read: empty) apartment with a few sheets of paper, a desk, my Mac, a wifi router and one bier in the ‘fridge. MacGyver would be proud :)

Bo Burnham, the man

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:50:25 -0400

Bo Burnham, the man

the sexiest MacBook Pro with a Classic sticker for added class

Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:20:13 -0400

the sexiest MacBook Pro with a Classic sticker for added class

The Midwest Teen Sex Show is my favorite video podcast

Thu, 27 Sep 2007 18:12:40 -0400

The Midwest Teen Sex Show is my favorite video podcast

Hello! Would you like a cookie?

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 13:00:37 -0400

Hello! Would you like a cookie?

So true. indexed: The Suit Subsidy (aka: the Pajamas Tariff).

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 05:35:57 -0400

So true.

indexed: The Suit Subsidy (aka: the Pajamas Tariff).

I don’t shop there.

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:58:04 -0400

I don’t shop there.

How to Write a Book by Eric Willis

Sun, 02 Sep 2007 17:37:08 -0400

5 requirements, in order of importance:

Macbook Pro
café
red wine
free time
knowledge of subject material

indexed: Real ultimate power!

Sun, 02 Sep 2007 16:32:16 -0400

indexed: Real ultimate power!

"number of horns on a unicorn acre = 7.7675003 × 1024 US teaspoons per light year"

Sat, 01 Sep 2007 03:54:33 -0400

“number of horns on a unicorn acre = 7.7675003 × 1024 US teaspoons per light year”

- Google Calculator

"You may be beautiful, but I’m smart and you’re going to get old."

Fri, 31 Aug 2007 16:33:03 -0400

“You may be beautiful, but I’m smart and you’re going to get old.”

- Brock, re: Miss South Carolina